Police log / Polizeibericht

Not for the first time, RA-Blog quotes from the Aachen police log:

Das voran beschriebene Körperteil, das hinsichtlich einer weiteren Art der Verwendung offenbar eine Renaissance erfährt, wurde verdutzten Polizeibeamten am Elisenbrunnen entgegengestreckt.

The 'voran beschriebene Körperteil' is a neat link to a previous unconnected story.

I wonder if the gifted writer of the Aachener Polizeibericht (there are others) has read the Arcata Eye police log?

Since I last quoted it, it has moved here. I suppose a blogger like me could learn something from the elegant and concise way facts are reported:

6:29 p.m. An egg originating from an old Oldsmobile struck a girl near 11th and K streets. …11:02 a.m. An argument erupted on Foster Avenue between someone releasing trash from the back of a truck and someone who objected to this. An officer becalmed the disputants and made the slob pick up the trash.

12:15 p.m. Arcata’s bearded-guy randomly yelling craze is now firmly established in Valley West.