... in your general direction
am 09.10.2006 von http://www.aktenvermerk.at
Famous British comedy troupe Monty Python could let their French guards do it with impunity:
I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
According to a recent Ananova report you should think twice about doing it in modern day Poland, however:
After being stopped by the police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station, Hubert Hoffman complained that under President Lech Kaczynski the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship. When told to show more respect for the country’s rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested, but later released on bail.
He was charged with “contempt for the office of the head of state” for his actions. Hoffman failed to turn up at a …
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