German bread/Deutsches Brot

Toytown Germany have been discussing German food and whether it is anything to write home about. I eat German food, sure, I live here, and I don't not enjoy it, in fact I don't think I've ever eaten much that I don't like. My favourite dish is just simple old roast pork with beer sauce and whacking great potato dumplings, but quite honestly, apart from that and weisswurst, there is little that I'd "write home about". Oh, and the bread? The bread can go fuck itself. Hamster food bound together with brown cement, with more hamster food tipped on top, then a shitload of caraway seeds. Gimme a fresh baguette instead. As for the bread, the beauty of German bread is that if you don't want to eat it, which I don't, you can always use it as a beer mat! There is some excellent bread around. Within Germany there's some criticism of standard bread mixe…